A l'il bit of Negative Nancy-ing

I forgot to include a few other things to the list of things I won't miss about Spain...

• Mullets. Especially the terrifying, but less common, FE-mullet. I've asked the Spaniards what the word for "mullet" is, but there's no translation. Also, I find it kind of ironic that the "cool" kids in school are almost always donning a gel-caked mullet. It is unbelievably unattractive.
  
• Random facial piercings, usually below the lip. I'm curious why this is considered attractive, because to me, I do a double take because it looks like acne.
• Freakin' motos, or little motorcycle/Vespa things, ALWAYS buzzing by. If there were a soundtrack to my life in Spain, it would include these sounds. My only source of joy about this annoyance is that those annoying a-holes who drive the motos will be partially deaf in a matter of years. Ah, schadenfreude.
  
• DOG SHIT (excuse me, but when you see it EVERYWHERE, it deserves the word). I was jogging this afternoon and every couple feet I would see a mound. People just don't give a (forgive me) shit about this issue!
• No clothes driers, hence, you have to plan your laundry days around the weather if you want your clothes to dry in less than a week.

OK, that's about all that I have left to add to the list. I just want to have some documentation about the things that drove me insane about España. That way, when I get all nostalgic about my time in Spain in the future, I'll just look back at this list and think oh yeah, it wasn't ALL fantástico.